wdym rats DO bite also goodmorning

goodnighttt sleep tight don't let the rats bite

twitter is plain black and this is more cooloer 　 (╥ ω ╥)

gives u a bone to eat

meow

magic

when u get string get some beer too pls

let's go to asia and play genshin

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burps happy birthday skibidi skibidi hawk tuah hawk (i learnt this from my kids and grandkids)

happy birthday

hi

i got a good feeling i'm deffo gonna get hired heh

i don't do fights i'm criminal proof